ARCHERY: Sport
ATHLETICS (a.k.a. TRACK & FIELD)—all events except Race Walking: Sport
ATHLETICS—Race Walking: Stupid Sport
“-BALL” events (Base-, Basket-, Foot- (a.k.a. Soccer), Volley- (even Beach Volley-), etc.), including those with equivalent devices in the playing thereof (e.g., Badminton, Hockey): Sport
BREAKING (a.k.a. BREAKDANCING): Come on, bro.
CANOE—all events: Sport
CYCLING—BMX Freestyle: Non-Sport (cp. GYMNASTICS)
CYCLING—race events: Sport
DIVING—all events: Non-Sport (cp. GYMNASTICS)
EQUESTRIAN—all events: Non-Sport
FENCING—all events: Sport
GYMNASTICS—all events: Non-Sport
GOLF: Sport (alas)
Hand-to-hand combat (e.g., Boxing, Judo, Wrestling): Non-Sport
MODERN PENTATHLON: Sport (but see SHOOTING)
ROWING—all events: Sport
SAILING—race events: Stupid Sport (cp. EQUESTRIAN)
SAILING—style events (e.g., Windsurfing): Non-Sport
SHOOTING—all events: Sport / Stupid Sport
SKATEBOARD: Non-Sport
SPORT CLIMBING: Sport
SURFING: Non-Sport
SWIMMING—all race events where Front Crawl is disallowed: Stupid Sport
SWIMMING, “ARTISTIC” (a.k.a. SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING): Non-Sport
SWIMMING—Freestyle events: Sport
TRAMPOLINE: This is really a thing now?
TRIATHLON: Sport
WATER POLO: Sport
WEIGHTLIFTING—all events: Sport
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*We can offer no hypothesis for the existence of Race Walking.
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