Telemarketing Preys on Seniors

My mother is still alive on countless telemarketing lists, whether from robocalls or human salespersons. It’s bad enough I get calls for “Madeline” (or my father “Dale” whose name remains on accounts, too). Some junk accounts mangle my mother’s name into “Modelo” or Modello” or “Modelho.” I explain there’s no such person here and please “remove this number from your call list” only to soon get another one.

Other calls come for “John(ny)” and to make a long story short, no “John(ny)” has been near my home’s phone for the entire twenty-first century. I say, “No John(ny) here, please remove us from your call list,” and but the barrage just keeps on coming.

Some robocalls pitch dubious Medicare options or claim a healthcare professional has recommended me for a medical alert system or say, “Thank you for choosing” a hotel chain I never chose. Others seek to panic me about a non-existent charge on my Amazon account or extend my auto warranty. (One of those has been giving me “final notice” for two years.) Dealing with this flood of nuisance calls is one more battle my mother left me to fight alone. Whether I don’t answer the call, or answer the phone and ask to be removed from the list, or go through the hassle of placing my home phone number on a do-not-call registry, the junk-call horse is out of the barn.

I suspect some calls can’t be controlled by a do-not-call list. One example is ghoulish, real estate predators who want to talk to my mother about her property in probate. The caller obviously doesn’t understand if a person’s property is in probate — a fairly clear indication that the person is dead. I’m supposed to do business with someone so clueless — or crooked?

Then there are more obvious crooks, including calls that pretend to be from the IRS or some such authority, threatening to make you pay up—it’s easy to see how a person with dementia or Alzheimer’s could fall for such a set-up.

My mother, her mind clouded by dementia, spent hours on the phone with callers who claimed they wanted to perform maintenance inside her computer. I’d try to explain such calls were from identity thieves, trying to scam her by getting information in her computer, and she should just hang up.

“I don’t have anything on my computer!” she’d bellow. She was a victim of identity theft, though—some racket counterfeited her driver’s license, and she had no idea how they targeted her. The crime may have started with a look inside her computer, showing her to be an easy mark.

Obviously, a patient with Alzheimer’s or dementia can’t be expected to understand such calls—and could sign up for six “extended auto warranties” in one day or hand whole bank accounts to fraudsters. Relatives and caregivers have enough challenges without hassling junk calls.

Lyn Jensen

Lyn Jensen has been a freelance journalist in southern California since the 80s. Her byline has appeared in the Los Angeles Times, the Orange County Register, the Los Angeles Weekly, the Los Angeles Reader, Music Connection, Bloglandia, Senior Reporter, and many other periodicals. She blogs about music, manga, and more at lynjensen.blogspot.com and she graduated from UCLA with a major in Theater Arts. Follow her on Twitter, LinkedIn, or Facebook.

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